Sally in the Zen

Confessions of a Befuddled Zen Buddhist

You had to be there

So during our daily 2-mile walking circuit today, on the final leg home, we stopped for a moment to give Zen Mum a break to catch her breath.  She was beyond perspiring.  She was completely soaking with sweat. 

Whipping out paper towels from her pockets, she began to wipe her face.  “Look at me!”  She said as she began to wipe the back of her neck.  “Even my neck is wet!”

“Wet-neck!”  Zen Master burst out.  “You’re a wet-neck!”

Wet-neck, get it?  Wet-neck?  Redneck?  Wet-neck?

Hello?  Is anybody out there?

Well, I thought it was funny.

Happy August!

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